THE TOMATOES HAVE SPOKEN

They don't fancy it.

I have taste after all.

BAYWATCH

OK so this is a spoiler post so all ye peoples who are watching TRANSFORMERS 2 within the next few days or so, y'all better come back AFTER you've seen it.

You have been forewarned.

Oh and bare in mind, this comes from a non-fanatic.

So anyway.
Humble verdict of mine: Good not Great.
1st was better.

Enough eye candy throughout the movie to satisfy the Special FX sweet tooth.
But too much eye candy for a plentifulness of scenes till swallowing became difficult.

Bad bad plot.
Egyptians? Pyramids? Really??....
Why does everything sound all too Alien VS Predator / Stargate to me.
A handful of scenes just reminded me of other movies.
Plus Optimus adding all that extra firepower at the end just reminded me of POWER RANGERS when super Magazord bulks up until his neck disappears and his limbs become short from over crowding of armour. Not sexy Optimus. NOT sexy.

Megatron gets pussywhipped.
Suppper potong stim.
In 1st movie like damn yauyeng liddat.
Manatau he's got another dai ko. -____-
Inconsistency. thats all i can say.

And the ultimate downfall of the movie?
I-wanna-shoot-him-to-shut-him-up annoying characters.
So since everyone liked SamWitwit with the fastmovin mouth in the 1st, they decided to make everyone in the movie in his neurotic, fidgety image as well. Robots included.

While we're at it,
whats with the Species-ish Transrobo chick?
What's with Jetfire's godamn Tongkat and the Janggut and the parachute farting?!
What's with the leg humping and the different accents and the fugly WALL-E lookalikes?!

Whatchu doin MikeBay?
Come back to earth pls.

But aiya. All in all still good la.
Super canggih explosions everywhere.
The whole movie is practically a US Military advert promo.

Oh well.
Will wait for the brother to buy the DVD so i can watch it again by skipping the annoying scenes.

Oh. and this here was my fave Decepticon in the movie.

How sweet is that cycloptic pussy?
Rowrl.

-______-

So I finished my breakfast.
Washed the plates.
Walked into the bathroom.
Brushed my teeth.
Then it suddenly occurred to me.

i already brushed it half an hour ago.

super -___- lor.

ME IS READY!

TrueBlood returns.
Me like.

GIVES ME HELL

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
aahmi

jaemyC:
hamster

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
tonite wat time u finis work

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
dinner lo

jaemyC:
ah tonight i not free worrr...
going dinner with colleagues

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
fine! go hav dinner and hav fun wif ur other bfs!

jaemyC:
im sorry babes
im a playa

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
FINE! dun ever TOK TO ME AGAIN!

jaemyC:
sorry babes
ur so yesterday

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
ur so last week

jaemyC: ur so last season
jaemyC: throw ur catalogue away
jaemyC: no one buys u no more
jaemyC: down the bargain bin u go
jaemyC: bargain bin is ur new home
jaemyC: aunties and uncles ransack u
jaemyC: and they still dont buy u
jaemyC: and ur left alone and dusty in the sad sad bargain bin
jaemyC: screaming for attention
jaemyC: screaming for someone to pick u up
jaemyC: but no one bothers

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
den how?

jaemyC: then mer. slowly rot there lor.
jaemyC: become dusty and dirty cuz everyone's touched u
jaemyC: ew.
jaemyC: its like everyone's had u.
jaemyC: and they duwan to keep
jaemyC: so throw back into the bin
jaemyC: and more new things are added into the bin.
jaemyC: and u get pushed to the bottom
jaemyC: and forgotten

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
den ill come and hunt u

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
den slowly , part by part , piece by piece,

HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...:
gonna gives u hell , gonna gives u hell, gonna gives u hell~


-________-

90 MINUTES OF PAIN

I just went through 90 minutes of pure agony.
Probably more painful than what happen to Hingzboz a month ago.

Hands down.

Worst movie.
of the year.

So far.

And to think that it was already the heavily censored local version we saw in the cinema.

Imagine how much more suffering it would bring to other countries who have to endure it in it's full uncut glory.

Yikes. *shrugs & shivers*

RAINBOW in RAINBOW

7-colour Pelangi appeared in Pelangi. (cause we stay in, like, this place called PELANGI Damansara. Get it? Get it? Yeah. You better.)

So we ended up doing Pinocchio shadows.

With fingers.

And tongues.

Rainbows in Rainbow rock.

Heart skipped a beat when i spotted this slid under our apartment door the other day.

10th June. Can. Not. Wait.

Obviously, this proves the existence of an almighty God who watches over our dire needs and bottomless stomachs and never-ending cravings for delivery food.
He knows our hearts and he knows that our sorry asses are just too damn lazy to walk out and dabau food for ourselves. Hallelujah.

I've already ranted about how much i blamed mr. mamakman for closing down his restaurant 4 months ago, and have since succumbed to the temptations of McD and OldTown delivery for rebound.

Thank god the chains are about to be broken.
Sorry Otown. Sorry McD. It's not you it's me.

~
Managed to catch some pretty amusing movies to curb the weekend enthusiasm.
And it felt guuueeed...

Ghost Town was interesting and pleasant.

Some funny moments here and there and the movie's heart is where it should be.
Pleasant. Quite nice.

Lesbian Vampire Killers was surprisingly funy.

So thing is, i downloaded this one not knowing ANYTHING about the show.
Just thought the title seemed interesting. Heh. *wriggle brow*
Turns out - British movie.
Am not particularly fond of Brit humour but these guys really make it work lorrr.
Me likes and me was laughing head off in some deliberate corny B-grade horror scenes and punchy Brit-accented lines
Time not wasted.

They Wait wasn't bad.

Until it hit the end.
Then i was shaking head going "what were they thinking?!......"
Typical hollywood ghost flick. OKok la. Not too bad.

Frida was nice.

Yes.
Old movie.
New watcher.
Can or not?!
Unibrow Salma Hayek gave good acting.
No wonder la she kena nominated for Oscar.

Then i managed to catch Monsters VS Aliens in 3D in ONE U and played lampost to the Shyng and the Jook.

I had already planed to intercept the attendees' seating area and was going to force-sandwich myself between them so to avoid any unintended hankypanky from happening before my innocent eyes. But obviously, the 2 had other plans. And u know la 2 VS 1. HOW TO WIN?!?!

Aih.

Anyway Monstas VS Aliens wasnt good la.
Mediocre to say the least.
Or maybe the 3d glasses just didnt do it for me.
Nothing much that was new or funny.
Disappointed cuz i am a big big sucker for anything with the word "Monsters","Aliens" and "VS".

Freddie VS Jason.
Blanka VS ChunLi.
Subzero VS Scorpion
Marvel VS Capcom.
Shyng VS Shyong.

I miss Mortal Kombat and other mindless uncomplicated beat-em-up games for the PC.
I miss executing finger-numbing Fatalities on keyboard and doing super kengchau 40 hit combos during round 2. :(

And to make things worse,
tmrw's a friggin Monday.

Bullocks.

一碗/一晚: ONE BOWL / ONE NIGHT

So there's this crucial switch right?
And we need to turn it to get the machine working to get our work done.
But because its faulty now and it wouldnt budge cuz the turning was too smooth for our sweaty oily hands to grip, none of us puny humans succeeded despite taking turn after turn after turn to turn it. Urgh. No fingering skills whatsoever. We suck.

So we're sitting there. Hands hurting. Sweat dripping. Work coagulating.
And new Intern ChongLeeJian (whose name clearly does NOT resemble mine one bit. At all.) struts in amidst the chaos.

All eyes are now on the poor girl.

ChoongLeeChien: Ah..... LeeJian 你来得真好! XD
ChongLeeJian: har? *clueless face*
ChoongLeeChien: 来来。我跟你讲hor... hehe... 这个switch如果你转到的话，我就给你一碗面.
ChongLeeJian: ah?
ChoongLeeChien: 如果你转不到的话，我就给你一晚. *wriggles eye brow*
ChongLeeJian: *GASP* rushes to machine in superman lightspeed. *CLICK* Switch turns on. Instantly.

Pause. We all stare in long awestruck blinketyblink silence.

ChoongLeeChien: 喂................什么意思啊现在!!? -___-
ChongLeeJian: hehe. :)

妈的。
我的一晚比不上那个一碗meh?!

LIKES & DISLIKES

Likes:

- Looking blur and clueless so people think i'm blur and clueless and hence wont bother me with botherable things.
- The simplicity of scrambled eggs + bread in the morning
- My supa duper gonna-skin-me-alive-budget travel plans for the month that comes after 2 more months.
- Strumming to the Climb ( wat to do. I'm a sucker for catchy Miley pop songs)
- The fact that the Allen beat the Adam in Idol.
- The genius of Drawn Together.
- Watching fish swim in the aquarealm.
- Bleeding love. Yes. i am still not over and done with the song. Crazy.
- Hatin on the Club. Rihanna got naaais booty.
- Terminator: Salvation. Good. Not great. was keeping fingers crossed for the supreme omega killer koolerthankool T1000 to at least make a cameo. but sadly potong stim tak jadi. I'd take T1000 over Arnold anyday.

Dislikes:

- The work shit that gets me boiling so so easily nowadays.
- Waiting. and waiting. and waiting. 一寸光阴, 一寸金 ah. Urgh.
- The new Kelly Clarkson single.
- The chorus tune of the new Katy Perry single. (actually she's got so many better songs in the album to release la. damn it.)
- Worriying about the personal financial woes. KaChing me pls.
- Blabbermouths that blabber AFTER telling them not to blabber.
- The new Black Eyed Peas song.

CJB FOR DUMMIES

CJB (or more commonly known as the CCB) application fundamentals 101.
As explained by ingenius nerdherd aquarium blackroom leader CyHong.

Thaaaank
Yoooou
Teeeee
cher.

YOU'RE WELCOME, AHLIAN

Was spring cleaning the office PC and backing up files (cuz god knows if it decides to hang and cause me shit again my head is as good as rolling off the chopping block with Elea holding the axe with an effed up smirk on her face) when i came across the bits and bloops of the December Newbies we did with Sarah Lian last year.

SwooSwen helping Sarah out with the wardrobe where it matters.
Oh. and yeah. They were eating. In that room.
Yes. They were not suppose to.
You didn't hear it from me.

And being the kind kind soul i was,
and also the fact tat Sarah was so nice to us during the shoot,
and also the fact tat i think there were some pretty damn funny outtakes,
i compiled and sent em to the lilmui for her keeps sake before forever removing them from the face of my 300G office HD.

Me behind.
She in front.
The camera i mean.

Nah.

Visit her blog to see the full extend of my assistance to her la.

Sorry that i couldn't do anything about the bust enlargement bit that you kept begging asking for, Sarah.
I know. Bad me.
I deserve a good spanking.

Peace yo.

JUNE'S NEW TOY

Juney brought a new accessory toy into the office the other day.

It takes pictures.
It arranges them nicely.
Then prints em out magically.

And.
it's pink.

Who says magic dont exist!?
Look at how miraculously cunted tat glossy photo glides out of that micro mini contraption!

It's MAGIC yo.

DEATH BY LITERATURE

Sy visited the BigBadWolf warehouse sale on Sunday with her Jookey.
Me on Monday with the SwooSwoo.

And at night during our show-and-tell,
SY suddenly dropped dead from too-much-cuntedcheap-books-that-look-too-cute-to-not-buy galore asphyxiation.

I swear I had nothing to do with the devious-looking plastic over her head.

Group pic y'allz.

PLEASE SIR, CAN I HAVE SOMEMORE...

Whenever the other brain aka stomach growls and hungers,
I put on the kelian face, clutch my hands weakly and go from place to place in the office carrying this...

You can still see leftover Twisties BBQCurry flavour bits inside,
which only proves that my advances actually work. :)

Ah. The miracles of thick-skinness yo!

IMAGONNA FINISH IT!

I promised myself back in March that i would finish Angles & Demons BEFORE the movie came out.

It's now May, 3 days away before the movie opens and damn it imagonna finish it if i said imagonna finish it!

FB ABSENCE

It's almost 6pm.
And i just realised.
I haven't logged into facebook the whole friggin day.
o___o

I'm THAT busy.

JIZZ ON MY PANTS

"This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize that's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants " - The Lonely Island, Jizz in my pants

Because i was too hasty consuming this....

Now i'll go home and change.

IDOL RANT

Megan was ousted since umpteen years ago so i dun really have a favourite on Idol anymore.
Adam Lamb would probably be the best bet to win it unless some shocking drama twist would send him home all of a sudden.....

...which i actually wouldnt mind seeing at all.
Heh.
What can i say?
I'm a sucker for reality drama.

Danny looked scary during the last note he did for rock week.
Alison looks better with the new red hair.

HELL CALLS

People wont understand.
The typical will stereotype you.
The insensitives will mock you.
The religious will cast you away.
The family will disown you.
And ultimately you will burn in hell.

POOR CARIN

The newlywedded girl-turned-woman just turned 27.

So we channeled our festive bday energy into burning buns on BBQ pits...

.. playing with colourful sticks that shower you with twirly things when you pull too hard...

...experimenting in androgynous cross-gender card games...

...and mutilating the faces of LOSERS with bright cutesy colours.

Farina giving Riduan some lovin'...

...and then goes behind his back and tackles Hilmi...

...before finally joinning the loserface pack. XD

We were keeping fingers crossed and praying that we'd get the chance to express our love on the bday girl/woman's face but alas, the bday god's must really hate her to disallow her the priviledge of enjoying such simple pleasures in life.

Oh well.

Her loss.

Who ask her to keep winning.

Happy Bday Carin.

On a separate note:
My barely 6-month old RM-friggin-2.7k PC is confirmed virus infected and has started it's not surprising deterioration.
i was actually hoping it would AT LEAST take another year before signs of sudden shut-downs and panic attacks would start occurring.
No thanks to my killer office infected systems la.
It's like every single PC in the office is infected with some incurable STD.
Thumbdrives penetrate go in go out. I take home. Scan. Nothing detected.
Thrust it in out my pc. Voila. Infected.

As of present time, my PC can no longer detect hidden files.
Folders open at maximum size no matter how many times i set it at medium size.
Some files and folders can no longer be named because the entire filenames just dont appear visible anymore.
IE windows pop up randomly with no warning. Latest record was 41 auto-open windows at one shot. Hanged the PC no doubt.
Sometimes the PC shuts down and i can't turn it back on.

Effe me silly right now la.
Everything just screams REFORMAT.
I hate reformating PC.
It's effingheadache and i am in no mood to endure headaches now cuz I save that area of my life for work.
When i come home, it's anti-brain time.

Fuck. Me.