SATISFACTION GUARANTEED

Attended the launching of tonton.com.my @ Sunway Pyramid convention centre the other day and realised that people at the event were exchanging hidden meaning winks everytime my name came up during the introductory stages of our mingling sessions.

Everytime significantly scandalous words like "satisfaction" or "jaemy" came up, u can see the brows slant as the unsaid elephant-in-the-room glances shift from me to the colleague standing next to me for affirmation of some punchline that i wasn't in on. This carried on until someone bursted the bubble of the day. but even then i was still blur and enjoying the privileges of being the mayor of cluelessville.

Then i went back to office today and saw this.

...and the whole world made sense.

i have finafrigginly obtained the fame i have longed for since longtime longing.

and u know wat the experts say la - no publicity is bad publicity.

I embrace with open arms.

Come to meh babeh.

thanks la Swen.

PRACTICE SAFE SEX PLEASE

What can i say?

Because it was too tempting.
Because i have my needs.
Because i was bored shitless and impulsive decisions give me the adrenalin fix i need for the day.

And because facebook is so fun when your cuter-than-cute colleague forgets to log out of her facebook account and physically disappears from sight, leaving an open field of possibilities completely unguarded, unattended and undeniably inviting.

wow. she's gonna be a mummy.

Of course, by initiating such drastic actions,
you obviously need to be prepared to take responsibilities once all hell breaks lose.

Consequence no.1:
scorned victim publicly puts the word out for a cheap price on ur head.

Consequence no.2:

revenge is a dish best served when you attend a sudden meeting
and forget to log out of YOUR facebook account,
leaving door open to opportunities for paybacks from hatchet-barring frienemies.

Hell hath no fury like a Kathoon scorned.

Moral of the story:
Use protection!

Ah.
Another day @ the office.

UncleDAVE & GaySEAN @ the Office

GaySean: David 你有没有偷今天的报纸？

UncleDavid: 没有啦。

GaySean: 不见了ah!

UncleDavid: Sean 你有没听过一句话人家讲: 当你在找的时候东西一定找不到；当你没有在找的时候东西才会出现？

GaySean: 你在讲男人是吗？

Me on the other end of the office : HAHAHA!



Yes i am syok sendiri maximus. XD

XMAS WISHLIST '08

Work sux.

To pull me away from a depressing state of frak-work-frak-life-ness, i decided to take matters into my hands.

the Xmas Wishlist 2008 was set up @ my lil corner by the window to encourage those who shared similiar suicidal state of minds to stop stressing about work, and stress about christmas instead. Self mutilation is not the answer people.

Started with the simple lights.
Then Jo brought over last year's 8TV CSD tree. (they have a new one in the room now. out with the old in with the new. Figures.)

Twirled up the lights.
Dangled the sparks.
Pasted up the Wishes.

And Voila.

As expected, Xmas Wishlist's cheer aura drew people to it.

And then you suddenly have a whole list of Wishes ready to be sent to Santa.

Erm. I highly doubt tat some of the wishes will come true though...