PRE-LAITZ & SPARKELZ SHOOT

Syok sendiri portrait shots done during our decorative process for xmas last year.
We were playing around with the many many tentacles of lights and God knows how gungho we can get over random pointlessness in the vicinity of our comfy rainbow crib.

This is all taken via Housebunneigh's canggihfied digicamera.

And when you are this syok sendiri, you need to find some outlet for expressing it.
so why not take it further in Photoshop?

cant let good syoksendiriness go to waste, no?

MY CHRISTMAS POEM

I am feeling quaintly artsy and expressively expressive.
Therefore, i shall lament my recent Christmas escapade in the form of self-indulgent poetry.

Ambik ni:

As the joyous end of 2010 comes near,
Wallets and bank accounts sigh in fear,
The uproarious and yuletide season of giving,
Descents upon our daily living.

Presents and trees and decorations and lights,
Are indeed the things i cannot lose in sight,
But this year i decided to spread more cheer,
Cuz' God knows it's been a bitter year.
(paycheck conflicts, workspace antics, management politics and laziness tactics)

I turn my head, i grip my fist, i push my posture high,
I will not, cannot, stand another moment in depression plight,
So i declare emotional ignorance and pick my next procession,
And i approach dear Swen in a last bid for redemption,
"Oh please oh please let me join your cause"
"I want to feel loved instead of being perved".

"Come to church this Friday! we'll fix you up with something you can harold"
Swen pats my shoulder as she invites me for a plan to behold.
"It'll be fun it'll be swell you'll like it i promise u well
You'll prance and pout till you're smillin as hell".

With that, i found myself performing the deed,
Of donning a religious coat of festivity in need.
It wasnt easy i have to say,
It wasnt a cuppa tea, to my dismay.

There were steps to remember,
Vocal prowess to conjure,
A hipload of sign language to decipher,
But alas it was fun and thrilling and lots of carpooling
- Embracing the Caroling.



We tackled a sign language song,
That sent me on a confusion throng,
We suited up in pitch black,
Though some would frown and say Frak.

My commitment was limited,
As regretful as admitted,
But i pray i did not offend the many,
Whom i thought were downright sweet as honey.



So i salute the Anglican church which took me in,
For a short while of cheer and grin.
To Swen, Andrea, and Qian,
Thank u for not letting my December become "Sien".

Merry Christmas!

JINGLE BUSH JINGLE BUSH

Last year I was running on empty fuel from post-Euro splurge, so naturally, the Christmas rush was way out of my financial league to enjoy in all its glory.

The good thing is, by the end of last year i managed to snag myself 2 awesomely cheap post-xmas deals on 6feet xmas trees from IKEA and been keepin 'em thrown tucked neatly in the storeroom.

Until now.

check out the xmas forest growing in our living quarters.

woots.
just wait till we light it up.

We're sprouting xmas tress all over the rainbow.

Take a whiff of that artificial pine.
oh yeah.
u know u love it.

i know that Christmas isnt about gifts and shopping and pretty decos...
but who am i kidding?

It's sealed in my ignorant head that Christmas without a tree and lights and gifts, is not christmas at all.

i need my dose of visual stimuli to keep my festive spirits up.
if not i'd just hermit myself in my lil depressing corner and hurl anti-commercialism remarks at all the SALE SALE SALE signs and throw rotten eggs at Santa wannabe impostors.

on that note... i think Christmas would never be Christmas without the abundanceness of year-end workshit datelines, rushed projects and cursed ideas.

Some so treacherous and unforgiving that one is forced to surrender one's dignity to cater to the success of an ideas.

Project produced by the vastly larger than life MizzKoh.
Written, Directed, Edited and Animated by yourstruly.

(isnt the intern just smokin'?)

Happy Decking the Halls.

EARLY XMAS ARRIVAL

Christmas comes early for me this year.

Thank you Shoy for embracing the MutantMonsta who's been sharing the habitat with u for the past 3 years.

i've already gotten urs but you'll have to wait 'till dooms day to touch/see/smell/grope/fondle/taste it.

CHRISTMAS 09

christmas recap.

lets get started.

Christmas morning Youth presentation @ church





ah man Anna takes the stage



domestic violence uncensored.





the ..err... choongs. i think.

sketch groupie


Caroling night on 25/12/09

Pri is sasha fierce.














Games and Gluttony night on 26/12/09 @ the Sims'






Pri is sasha fierce with fertility dance.



















Until next (or this) year.
XMAS09.
Done.

GRINCH-MODE ON

My wallet is eroding into a char-coaled leftover of nothingness and my christmas spirit is weighing down on me like that shoulder ghost in Shutter.

...whichis definitely more than i can say for the office of an aquarium.

i mean just look, they've got the entire ceiling plastered with xmas lights and the orange walls bombarded with xxxmas stickers.

yes. ya heard me.

the xxx type of xmas stickers.

ladies and gentlemen, if u turn to your left, you will see an array of beaming well hung balls across ahboon's spy window.

followed by white white stuff on our monitors.

And as you proceed deeper in, you will be greeted by SnowStyroSword wielding CyHong, our CSD Blackroom's resident Elf/Dward/Midget.

yes hong. hold on to that killer tall/long sword tightly.
that's as close as "tall" you'll ever get.

And of course our trusty peeping tom, Kathoon.
Careful, she bites. and punches, knocks, slaps, kicks, stabs, insults etc etc.

and if you're really lucky. it even snows in the black room.




only IF you're lucky. like me. everyday.

Despite how festive things are on the outside (and inside), I'd have to say that Grinch-mode has pretty much taken over me this year. There's a sad sad fact about how the older you get the less magical everything shiny and sparkly becomes that is truly a bummerlickinass.

Nowadays, money makes me happy.
And when there's none. I'm not.
Funds run dry this year. and like snowball to avalanche, i feel like errors and decisions made earlier this '09 have transcended a douchebag out of me.
Accumulated negativity. Piled up poop. Overstocked crap.

Maybe because i miss the old times.
Maybe because i'm getting older and times are indeed changing.

Either way. Erm.

Merry Christmas Bitchez!

i'll see u during caroling.
uh huh. oh yea. tats it.
imma hold on to lit candles and project my vocal prowess with all the non-negativafied leftover xmas energy i can master within me scrawny of a bod.

Overdue Things of 08 (and Beginnings of 09)

CumOrGetPokedindeFace @ Pelangi Crib 2008

ONE IN A MILLION finalists promo shoot @ what'sthatplace

I got to direct a considerably large scale production.
Was friggin tension but damn fun.



Kiteday Sunday @ Taman Metropolitan.

Believe me.
Kiteflying is NO walk in the park. (pun intended)
It's friggin rocket science la.

Sad thing was, kite line broke when it soared the highest.
Reached it's prime and overdid itself for it's own good.
RIP kite. I bet you're in a better place now.

Illegal Balcony BBQ @ Pelangi

If we were in Singapore, we'd go to jail for doing this.



...But we werent so we didnt give a damn.

Tina Mina Tuna Tunnel McDonald's
T-Rex Birthday 2009 @ Full House

Our bday present to Tina was the exclusively revamped,
re-stretched & re-mixed nickname.

Happy B'lated Tina!