SCOTT PILGRIMISATION

SCOTT PILGRIM had so many LOL moments that flash by too quickly i thank god i have the downloaded pirated version that allows me the privilege of rewinding, pausing and playing at my own slowmo-tortoise pace.

and because weight has been a hot topic of discussion lately for me and every known female around me, every time i see that Julia Roberts movie poster around, i see THIS:

ANYWAY, because i have not done any form of self-indulgent movie critiquing in the past several (was it?) months, i will allow myself to indulge in some now.

SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD rocked my beat-em-up fetish socks to the bone.

i loved almost every scene.

Every fast-cut edit.

Every WTF random liner.

Every super canggified VS battle.

Music to my ears. Candy to my eyes. Orgasm to my soul.

It aint exactly deep but i thoroughly enjoyed it.

8.5/10 Evil Exes

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 1

Nope.

Didn't really enjoy it.

Yawnsome.

Dobbie's death wasn't played to the tear-jerking emo state i was in when i was reading the book.

Draggy throughout most of the film.

Meh.

4/10 Avada Kedavras

THE SOCIAL NETWORK

Good movie.

Enjoyed it from start to finish aka did NOT doze off like i usually do.

Good script.

I think the movie works cuz there is an instant connection with the viewers already considering how facebook is the main subject of the movie.

Goodstuff.

7/10 Friend Requests.

LET ME IN

Not nearly as good as the original master piece but passable.

Not bad.

Pool scene at the end absolutely cannot beat the impact of the original movie.

6/10 Buckets of Fresh Blood

SHOTS FROM SHOOTS

More shots of pain from work hell.

checkout my director-face mode.
donts i look diabolically professional?

Stress.
But fun.

Could not have done it without the very experienced people around coaxing me to pay attention to the minor annoying details that one shouldnt miss-out.
i am nothing la really. Would be an epic fail without these people around me.

The completed promo should be on air by now.
if you actually watch normal free earthling TV la i mean.

btw.
thank you Jeremy.
Hope u had tonz of funz. (despite the waiting and re-taking and makeuping and waking up so damn friggin early and more waiting)
Nah. this is for you.

hehe.

PANTY & STOCKING (with GARTERBELT)

Awesomest Anime.

Eh. Ver.

XD

THE WHORELIDAYS ARE HERE

And obviously i am not in a position to enjoy em.

So rather than sulk in self pity of the whatnots and wherebys that i would not be able to indulge in, here is this month's Newbies which i completed in... err....3 days?

i think.

The timeline gets so screwed up sometimes i lose track of what im suppose to do.

was experimenting with fast cuts graphics instead of super smooth ones

that fly in and fly off like we usually do.

EARLY XMAS ARRIVAL

Christmas comes early for me this year.

Thank you Shoy for embracing the MutantMonsta who's been sharing the habitat with u for the past 3 years.

i've already gotten urs but you'll have to wait 'till dooms day to touch/see/smell/grope/fondle/taste it.

4 CHORDS TO RULE THE CHARTS (AND WORLD)

Started off as a night of street-prowling planning.

Ended off as a nonchalantly random room busk session which lasted for 3 whole hours.

tats ShoyBunneigh semangatly joting down the list of songs

My fore fingers hurt.

But nvm. its for a good cause.

the cause of cracking down the most-played most-used 4 chords of all time.

G | D | Em | C

Forgive my amateur music epiphany aftermath enthusiasm.

All y'all musically inclined geniuses have probably already realised this BeforeChrist-ages ago, i know. But its huge for me yo.

Imagine realising all the songs you used to sing through school and blast through your radio speakers and associate fond memories with suddenly smashed to smithereens...

because they ALL share the same. damn. basic. tune.

Apparently these are the 4 chords you will only ever need to learn to completely rule the musical entertainment charts and claim your recording deal and make impact on the world before u own it and digestively leech of any amount of profitable dough.

Ladies and gentlemen i present to you the complete (and still growing) list of 222 songs that the Bunneigh, the Pokes and the Owhy managed to fish out in my cozily cramp lil room.

1) Katy Perry – Thinking of You
2) Kelly Clarkson – Sober
3) Bruno Mars – Just the way you are
4) BOB featuring Hailey Williams – Airplanes
5) Boyzone – Picture of You
6) Beyonce – Irreplaceable
7) Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love
8) Jordin Sparks – Tattoo
9) Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
10) Katy Perry – California Gurls
11) The Black Eyed Peas – I Gotta Feelin
12) One Republic – Stop and Stare
13) One Republic – Apologize
14) One Republic – Secret
15) Miley Cyrus – The Climb
16) Avril Lavigne - Complicated
17) Sean Kingston – Beautiful Girl
18) Miley Cyrus – 7 Things
19) Alicia Keys – No One
20) Rihanna – Hatin’ On The Club
21) Alicia Keys – Empire State of Mind
22) Rihanna – Rude Boy
23) Lady Gaga – Bad Romance
24) Atomic Kitten – The Last Goodbye
25) Charice – Pyramid
26) Shontelle – Impossible
27) Lindsay Lohan – Over
28) Shontelle – Tshirt
29) Charice – Nobody’s Singin to me
30) Mariah Carey – Dream Lover
31) BSB – As Long as you Love Me
32) BSB – Quit Playing Games with my Heart
33) Spice Girls – Mama
34) Britney Spears – Lucky
35) Britney Spears – I’m not a girl, Not yet a Woman
36) Britney Spears – Oops I Did it again
37) Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
38) Christina Aguilera – Genie in a Bottle
39) Nsync – I Drive Myself Crazy
40) Nsync – Tearin’ Up My Heart
41) U2 – With or Without You
42) Somewhere Over The Rainbow
43) Aerosmith – Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing
44) Mandy Moore – Crush
45) American Pie
46) Madonna – Frozen
47) Madonna – You’ll See
48) Mandy Moore – I Wanna Be With You
49) Mandy Moore – Cry
50) M2M – Mirror, Mirror
51) M2M – Don’t Say You Love Me
52) M2M – Everything You Do
53) Hanson – Mmmbop
54) The Moffats – Miss You Like Crazy
55) The Moffats – I’ll Be There For You
56) She Moves – It’s Your Love
57) The Calling – Wherever You Will Go
58) Lifehouse – You And Me
59) Five for Fighting – Superman
60) Britney Spears – Don’t Let Me Be The Last To Know
61) Gil – If You Only Knew
62) Kelly Clarkson – Breakaway
63) Shakira – This Time for Africa (Waka Waka)
64) Shakira – Underneath Your Clothes
65) Eternal Flame
66) Atomic Kitten – The Tide is High
67) Spice Girls – Stop
68) Spice Girls – Viva Forever
69) All Saints – Never Ever
70) All Saints – Pure Shores
71) The Veronicas – When it all Falls Apart
72) Miranda Cosgrove – Kissin’ You
73) The Verve – Freshmen (!!!!!)
74) Bruce Springsteen – Secret Garden
75) Utada Hikaru – Come Back To Me
76) Michael Jackson – Man in The Mirror
77) Michael Jackson – Black and White
78) Sugababes – About You Now
79) Maroon 5 –She Will Be Loved
80) Michael Jackson – All About Us
81) Alaniss Morissette – Thank You
82) Dido – White Flag
83) Dido – Here with Me
84) Desree – Life
85) Eagle Eyed Cherry – Save Tonight
86) Fastball – Out of My Mind
87) Counting Crows – Big Yellow Taxi
88) Tina Arena – Burn
89) Kylie Minogue – All The Lovers
90) Five – Keep On Movin’
91) Billie Myers – Kiss The Rain
92) Snow Patrol – Run
93) Savage Garden – Truly Madly Deeply
94) Leann Rimes – How Do I?
95) Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
96) Macarena (urgh)
97) Pink – Who Knew
98) Pink – Please Don’t Leave Me
99) S Club 7 – Reach
100) S Club 7 – Never Had A Dream Come True
101) Michael Buble – Home
102) 3rd Eye Blind – Deep Inside of You
103) 3rd Eye Blind – Semi Charmed Life
104) BSB – Just Want You To Know
105) Howie Day – Collide
106) Everclear – Wonderful
107) U2 – One Love
108) U2 – Sometimes you cant make it on your own
109) All Stars – Just Stand Up (To Cancer)
110) Fergie – Big Girls Don’t Cry
111) Nicole Scherzinger – Baby Love
112) Pussycat Dolls – Stick Wit You
113) Savage Garden – Crash and Burn
114) Defying Gravity
115) The Beatles – Yellow Submarine
116) The Beatles – I Wanna Hold your Hand
117) Alicia Keys – If I Ain’t Got You
118) All 4 One feat Sammi Cheng – I Cross My Heart
119) All 4 One – I Swear
120) Faith Hill – Cry
121) Whitney Houston – Miracle
122) Whitney Houswon – I Look To You
123) Westlife – If I Let You Go
124) Westlife – Swear it Again
125) Westlife – Seasons in the Sun
126) Westlife – Flying without Wings
127) Ronan Keating – When You Say Nothing At All
128) The Corrs – So Young
129) The Corrs - What Can I Do
130) The Corrs – Dreams
131) Boys Like Girls – Thunder
132) Taylor Swift – Fifteen
133) Taylor Swift – You Belong With Me
134) Brian McKnight – Back at One
135) Lenka – The Show
136) Owl City – Fireflies
137) Mika – Happy Ending
138) Celine Dion – A New Day Has Come
139) Celine Dion – Taking Chances
140) Celine Dion - Because You Loved Me
141) Simple Plan – Untitled
142) Green Day – 21 Guns
143) Sixpence None the Richer – There She Goes
144) Sixpence None the Richer – Kiss Me
145) Celine Dion – My Heart Will Go On
146) Moonriver
147) Leona Lewis – I Got You
148) Oasis – Wonderwall
149) Norah Jones – Don’t Know Why
150) Jewel – You Were Meant For Me
151) Vertical Horizon – You’re A God
152) Blue – Guilty
153) Dashboard Confessional – Vindicated
154) La Roux – Bulletproof
155) Aqua – Dr Jones
156) Aqua – Turn Back Time
157) Aqua – Cartoon Heroes
158) Natasha Bedingfield feat Sean Kingston – Love Like This
159) Natasha Bedingfield – Unwritten
160) R Kelly – I Believe I can Fly
161) Monica – For You I Will
162) Jeffrey Osborne - On The Wings of Love
163) MLTR – Paint My Love
164) MLTR – 25 Minutes
165) Madonna – Like A Virgin
166) MLTR – Strange Foreign Beauty
167) MLTR – Someday
168) Colbie Caillat – Fallin’ For You
169) Colbie Caillat – Bubbly
170) Madonna – Ray of Light
171) Sheryl Crow – 1st Cut is the Deepest
172) Sheryl Crow – All I Wanna Do is Have Some Fun
173) Journey – Don’t Stop Believing
174) Cyndi Lauper – True Colours
175) Travie McCoy feat Bruno Mars – Billionaire
176) The Cardigans – Love Fool
177) Matchbox Twenty – Push
178) Matchbox Twenty – Unwell
179) Lady Gaga – Eh Eh
180) Lady Gaga – Paparazzi
181) Black Eyed Peas – Don’t Lie
182) B*Witched – C’est La Vie
183) Enrique Iglesias – Hero
184) Enrique Iglesias – Be With You
185) Katy Perry – Firework
186) Enrique Iglesias – I Like It
187) You Sexy Thing
188) Breakfast at Tiffany’s
189) Gin Blossom – Hear it from You
190) Lee Hom – 爱你等于爱自己
191) Kelly Clarkson – Because of You
192) The Corrs – Runaway
193) The Corrs – Breathless
194) Britney Spears – From the Bottom of My Broken Heart
195) Marie Digby – Say It Again
196) Cheryl Cole – Fight for this Love
197) KCi & Jojo – All My Life
198) Amy Whinehouse – Rehab
199) 911 – Don’t Make Me Wait
200) 911- The Day We Find Love
201) Gloria Estefan – Reach
202) Jennifer Lopez – If You Had My Love
203) Jennifer Lopez – I’m Feelin So Good
204) Robyn – Show Me Love
205) Robbie Williams – She’s The One
206) Take That – Back for Good
207) Take That / Bee Gees – How Deep is Your Love
208) TLC – Dear Lie
209) TLC – Waterfalls
210) TLC – No scrubs
211) Pearl Jam – Last Kiss
212) One Republic – All The Right Moves
213) Orianthi – According to You
214) Whitney Houston – Your Love is My Love
215) 98 Degrees – I Do (Cherish You)
216) A Teens – Sugar Rush
217) John Mayer - Your Body is a Wonderland
218) Rihanna – Take A Bow
219) Kelly Clarkson - Already Gone
220) Ne-Yo - Because of You
221) Fish Leong - 丝路
222) She Moves - Breaking All the Rules

I'm pretty sure this goes on till infinity.
plus theres probably some chords here and there tat might be more precise if played differently.
but overall the essence of GDEmC is there i tell ya!

what a pointlessly productive Friday night.

PROPAGANDA PUKE

Some shizz from work.

(i likey this one)

(This was eventually rejected btw.
The final outcome of this was too barfable for the human eye to behold.
would rather not post it. Bleurgh.)

Tickets to the event.

i must say. the tickets turned out rather nicely.

THE TIDE IS (SO)HIGH

The high tide of the unforgiving work waves have washed up a hazardous heap of dung on my Rainbow door.

Whiff it till ya luv it, i say.

From the words of Legally Blonde: The Musical:

" what doesnt kill us makes us hotter."

Oh yeh.

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE SPLURGE OF NOVEMBER

OK.

so I've been swiping that wretched card at any god-given opportunity dangled in my face so far and am feeling the scorching aftermath of some very splurgetastic items.

OK la so maybe a veteran shopawhorelic would glance at me and pffft my amateur buying power off but still.... i never spend so much money on a pair of shoes and a shirt hokay?! (and much more things on my to-splurge list)

i'm running low on the fuel of life.

I think i've reached a point in time where i feel that appearance and 1st impression is most definitely close to essential la. As impossible as it sounds, i shall dedicate the next few months to investing in this shallow cause and bulldoze my way into extravagant outlets and shiny boutiques i would, on a normal basis, never browse / whiff / set foot in. How absurdly cool of a challenge is that? (talk like i'm some commited 讲到做到 sorta fella right?)

Workwise it's been helping me alot to go out and actually meet people instead of the constant hi-bye acquaintances i've been caging myself in for the past 3 years or so.

New outlook on life i guess.

Rest assured at the end of the day i will still retreat to my sanctum sanctuary of solitude and dust-filled shelves when the sun goes down and the curtains are drawn. But really, i will don a mask and my flash fixture of pearly whites when dawn cometh.

OK, am off to scavenge through the Pelangi dump sites and garbage cans in search of extra pennies for side income now.

Sikit-sikit lama-lama jadi bukit.

Wish me luck.

FISHY FEELINGS FROLICKING

Stopped by the trusty Seremban fish shop (next to Curry Leaf) and got myself a hefty sum of feeder fish for Stoney and Rasco last Sunday.

It's been eons since they had their fair share of savagery.

This is my Halloween present to them.

Look at the abundance of life just waiting to be picked off one by one!

(or 5 by 5. if u go by Stoney and Rasco's consumption rate)

Ah.

Life is good.

This is AhSoon's Bday gathering gangsters the week before Halloween.

insert me in appropriate empty spot.

Plus pics of straws in nostrils of friends.

Hailat Howa

Tsk tsk Tina

Booyah Bunneigh

Hansem Hamster.

i am so damn

Woooh. Liao.