Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts
Showing posts with label friends. Show all posts

Thursday, October 27, 2011

I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOU YOU

Just realised the matrimonial structure on the jetty of Lang Tengah that we pranced, pounded and poked around on last month,

...as seen here...


Here...


Here...


Here...


and here...




Was actually used in this video...




for this movie...


Surprise surprise.
we didnt know we were violating an actual movie set.

Thus the thrill of life!


Monday, January 17, 2011

LAITZ & SPARKELZ XMAS / NYE NIGHT

This is a Belated post on the Sparkel & Laitz Party we had goin down at our beloved rainbow crib last New Year's eve.



Attendees donned their most grotesque personas to our xmas abode and painted the rainbows all kinds of sinister.

We were fortunate to have our party graced by the presence of......

Uncle Saint Neon.



Adam Lambert



Ball Eater Muncher



Ironman.



Resident prostitute.



Mermaid Buddha.



Smiley Snowflake MissFrost



hostess DramaQueenDiva



Tina Gaga.



TheFly Tai.



Urban monkeys



Walking (drunk) Dead



Creepy Darkcorner Uncle (with weird erected contraption between thighs.)



And last but not least.. the Nutcracker Jocks.


Literally.
Cracked my silver reflective nuts into a million pieces all over the rainbow floor.

Sigh.

There goes a nice pair of nuts.







Tuesday, January 11, 2011

11111 FACE PROBLEM

I figured today's 11111 is a doped enough number not to be absent from posting up an update so here i am. posting. something. along the lines of an update.

My good ol' friend and almost-weekly-hangout-buddy Mr Tee aka AhJinjin aka Marcus has been pretty effed up lately. His new fb profile pic is provocatively twisted and diabolically disturbing in all sorts of unnatural.

behold and be traumatized.


what kind of disturbed, if not emotionally and mentally damaged, human being would be able to conjure up something like this?! YOU TELL ME LA!.....

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Anyway he was kind enuf to do mine too.


u laika my sharp teetz?

How awesome.
My belated new year's present in the form of a flatteringly flippetyflopped image of my so-called face.

Want more?

Here's another:


Let's put a smile on that foreface.

Original unspecial uncanggified photo:


i know.
so boring can die right?

Thank u AhJin u monster.



Monday, August 02, 2010

COLLAGE OF BOOMZ

i really really likey the new way facebook layouts their photos now.

They arranged everything in 1 long page compared to what they used to do previously where you need to click 1 page after another after another until you damn sien and give up all together browsing cuz it was taking too long to load. (somemore if you're browsing for certain pics you take dunno how many umpteen years before you actually find it)

They made the browsing images larger, distanced narrower and cropped much neater now.

Ah.

Now when i click on photo albums i dun mind waiting for the photos to load so i can stare at the neatly arranged collage of pics in full window view.
Like you could just capture scrn and printout and it would be an awesome poster on your uninspiringly bare room wall that you never had the motivation to jazz up due to whogivesafrak.




..or maybe its just cuz my photo skills are just dropdead kickassly topnotch that they cant help but look so damn good when placed together correctly.

sweet.

(actually half of the pics above are from housebunneigh's cam.
taken by her. arranged by facebook. placed here by me. )

heh.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

WEEKEND BLUNDER BANTER DIARRHEA

OK.

So how much can happen to u on a plan-less work-less weekend where all u want to do is sit at home and grow fungus between your soles and the tiles underneath ur pc chair?

lets see...

You can... get sickly contaminated by chicken rice da-baued from a regularly visited restaurant and end up moaning and groaning your friday night away in so much cold-sweat agony that you force yourself up at 4am and drag ur numb feet to the 7-11 opposite your apartment for Panadol because you 1) realise u can no longer tolerate the pain and.. 2) realise you don't have any Panadol with you.

You can... miss a much anticipated Saturday night friendgang gathering because of darn chicken rice contamination and be deprived of much needed laughter, joy and ego-kutuking jokes and appear NOT to appear in any of the facebook photos uploaded the very next day, once again because you were too busy containing the crap that somehow kept leaking from the side of your butt cheeks everytime you fart.


thanks for keeping me in your thoughts guys.
really feelin the luv. thanksalot.


You can... cook yourself the most canggihfied breakfast and realise it was all for waste when your tummy starts groaning halfway in. the bad kinda groan. the type of groan that you heed or else.

You can... cause the potential death of an innocent human being who was only doing his job because you were too damn lazy to call for delivery from another place of eateries (see la somehow OldTown is the ONLY place you can order food from that guarantees you FAST delivery and ZERO fatality.) Ya. Your McD delivery dinner was involved in a tragic road accident and you were the cause of it. Probably collided with some other nonsensical driver who wasnt as hungry as you were at time of impact.





Thankfully. 2nd batch of delivery edibles arrived safe and sound and my god it was heavenly.
Never tasted Bubur Ayam so good before.

oh and if ur wondering if 1st batch dinner Delivery guy survived.
He did.
i asked the new delivery guy when food came to my tummy's rescue.

anyway.

GOOD Bubur Ayam!

mmm. *pats head and rubs tummy*




Thursday, July 22, 2010

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

LOST IN SPITE

So LOST concluded.
And i havent the slightest idea what it all meant.
I just didnt get it.
I still dont.




LOLOST cats.

Glued my ass down for 6 years groping through absurdity after absurdity only to be slapped in the face with more unanswereables. What was Mr.Abrams thinking!?

Why subject us to so much torture oh why.




If THIS is what LOST was...... then....

What significance did the whole damn Dharma initiative play in the story arc? What did Whitmore want that compelled him to find the island? Where does the cursed Hurley numbers come into play? What the heck was that ancient legstatue doing in the island? Why doesnt Richard age? What role did he play in assisting Jacob with the big plan? Did every other non-chosen non-casted passanger on the flight die then? Were THEY chosen to come to the island as well? Or were they just unavoidable casualties in Jacob's big search for his replacement? Where was Walt? What was up with the others? What was the deal with Sayeed's resurrection and becoming evil? What was the whole temple shit? What were the alternate reality flashbacks? What was up with Claire's baby and the fortune teller crap? ARGH.

I dont. get. it.



haha. random lost shitz.


I really really hope the brother of a fan can enlighten me once i get to talking to him about these questions.

If not.... JJ u owe me 6 years of my life!



ANYWAY,
the hooligans and me paid a visit to Bukit Tinggi some weeks back and what do we do once we get there? The obviousness of getting all slutty and whorey with the camera. Yup. We are worldly sinful photogenic frakers and we love getting it on on staircases, tall buildings, gardens, beside lakes and nice wells. Basically anywhere sleazily public enough for shameless self posing.

Ah. Funstuff.
Awesome group pics compiled.





paying homage to the fearful god of long sticks and mischief.
"yo! sai mat keng" indeed.



Uncle Howa's bday cupcake "surprise".
we wanted to celebrate it on bkt Tinggi itself but couldnt find a location to do it.
so we brought it back home. u know. where the heart is.


us syoksendiri-ing the 1Utama stage during the Wing Chun season.




Sunday, November 22, 2009

BELATED WISHES


... to EvoChubs and Pokes.



Ignore the wallet-wielding-freako in the middle and u have a splendidly smilesome photo. We should all go for holiday together somewhere and take more nice group photos la.


Monday, February 16, 2009

THE WEDDING


I can't remember the exact moment when dear Carin, who sits beside me @ ze office, broke me the turmoil-inducing news... but i recall that it was during Thai food. And i was suffering under the influence of a tomyam set meal i regretfully forgot to tell the cook to tone down on the chillies....

I was sweating shitless, lips swelled, red-faced and already into my 3rd box of tissue when she suddenly decided to tell me she was getting friggin hitched. In less than 6 months.

And i remember instantly laughing out loud in response.

Then came the wide-eyed silence when i realised she wasn't joking one bit.
I was so speechless that the only thing i COULD do was give her a standing ovation right there and then. In the restaurant.

How she managed to elude us all this time i will never know la seriously.
How she cleverly avoided any attention whatsoever on her current "affairs" for 2 whole years.
How she had been secretly seeing someone behind EVERYONE's backs and kept it all under the radar till this last minute.... Genius i tell ya. Genius.

And there i was thinking we were the only 2 virgins left in the office.
Sheesh.

Over the months that followed, I had to bite my tongue so many times whenever the office mates threw slanderous remarks about her single hood, only to see this hidden twinkle in her eye that only both of us knew of.

There were moments when she tried to tell people and everyone just burst-ed into stupid ignorant laughters while there we were exchanging glances whilst bursting into our little "inside joke" laughter for obvious reasons.

Regardless to say, everyone in the office was stunted gilababi the day she started handing out invitations to her wedding.

The shrills from Eleana.
The "HARRR?!??!" from Swen.
The "Eh... this looks like a wedding invitation la hahaha.....(pause)... OMG! IT IS A WEDDING INVITATION!!!" from uncle David.

Ah. Priceless.


Out of the blue, Carin would always bombard me with questions about seating areas, who to invite, what colours the flowers should be, who to hire for the photography.... at the MOST inappropriate times - when i damn tension with work - and i would still be forced to layan or else endure her painful pre-marrital pinch.
Damn it.
Her bachelorette partay ended with her receiving 2 spankings from random guys in the club, a near-chested kiss (kononnya), lots of drunk-emo tears, and a massive roadside puke (much to everyone's delight XD).




The auspicious day finally came to pass on Valentines day just a few days ago...






It was held @ a very special location with a mesmerizing view of KL.


the view from KL tower.



The slide shows drove so many of us to tears and the yamseng made me scream so loud that the voice went sore and the cough came back.



In case you're wondering. That's Chinese tea i yamseng-ed to.
Nothing alcoholically alcoholic.


The ceremony was damn touching and i feel honoured to have been one of the privileged few who were let in the know of the wedding during the early stages of its planning.





To make it things better, we each had killer freebies to take home...

Like this.



it's silver chopsticks in special Carin-designed packaging.


And this.



Their celebrity paparazzo postcards

and who could forget this...




Fuyo.


Ya. Limited edition Carin & Roger water bottle weh.
Dun play play.

i shall place this proudly at the topest area of my office seat so that i may gloat this in Carin's face the rest of her working days.

the women in wild mode
chasing after the bride's bouquet.

We were all requested to write a small note behind our photos so this was wat we wrote for ours...



:)



All of us @ Creative Services Department family.
(excluding Hendra Wacko Wardi - he has left 8TV and thus no longer deserves to be considered anywhere remotely close to the word "family" with us)

We

Love u

Carin!


How the heck you managed to bag that Norwegian AngMoh through the Internet we will never know...

Heh.

Happy making babies!







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