OK so this is a spoiler post so all ye peoples who are watching TRANSFORMERS 2 within the next few days or so, y'all better come back AFTER you've seen it.
You have been forewarned.
Oh and bare in mind, this comes from a non-fanatic.
So anyway. Humble verdict of mine: Good not Great. 1st was better.
Enough eye candy throughout the movie to satisfy the Special FX sweet tooth. But too much eye candy for a plentifulness of scenes till swallowing became difficult.
Bad bad plot. Egyptians? Pyramids? Really??.... Why does everything sound all too Alien VS Predator / Stargate to me. A handful of scenes just reminded me of other movies. Plus Optimusadding all that extra firepower at the end just reminded me of POWER RANGERS when super Magazord bulks up until his neck disappears and his limbs become short from over crowding of armour. Not sexy Optimus. NOT sexy.
Megatrongets pussywhipped. Suppperpotongstim. In 1st movie like damnyauyengliddat. Manatau he's got another daiko. -____- Inconsistency. thats all i can say.
And the ultimate downfall of the movie? I-wanna-shoot-him-to-shut-him-up annoying characters. So since everyone liked SamWitwitwith the fastmovin mouth in the 1st, they decided to make everyone in the movie in his neurotic, fidgety image as well. Robots included.
While we're at it, whats with theSpecies-ishTransrobochick? What's with Jetfire'sgodamnTongkatand the Janggut and the parachute farting?! What's with the leg humping and the different accents and the fuglyWALL-E lookalikes?!
WhatchudoinMikeBay? Come back to earth pls.
But aiya. All in all still good la. Super canggihexplosions everywhere. The whole movie is practically a US Military advert promo.
Oh well. Will wait for the brother to buy the DVD so i can watch it again by skipping the annoying scenes.
Oh. and this here was my fave Decepticonin the movie.
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: aahmi
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: tonite wat time u finis work
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: dinner lo
jaemyC: ah tonight i not free worrr... going dinner with colleagues
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: fine! go hav dinner and hav fun wif ur other bfs!
jaemyC: im sorry babes im a playa
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: FINE! dun ever TOK TO ME AGAIN!
jaemyC: sorry babes ur so yesterday
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: ur so last week
jaemyC:ur so last season jaemyC:throw ur catalogue away jaemyC: no one buys u no more jaemyC:down the bargain bin u go jaemyC:bargain bin is ur new home jaemyC:aunties and uncles ransack u jaemyC:and they still dont buy u jaemyC: and ur left alone and dusty in the sad sad bargain bin jaemyC:screaming for attention jaemyC:screaming for someone to pick u up jaemyC: but no one bothers
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: den how?
jaemyC:then mer. slowly rot there lor. jaemyC:become dusty and dirty cuz everyone's touched u jaemyC: ew. jaemyC:its like everyone's had u. jaemyC:and they duwan to keep jaemyC:so throw back into the bin jaemyC:and more new things are added into the bin. jaemyC:and u get pushed to the bottom jaemyC: and forgotten
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: den ill come and hunt u
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: den slowly , part by part , piece by piece,
HAnz make my couz student life more colorful...: gonna gives u hell , gonna gives u hell, gonna gives u hell~
7-colour Pelangiappeared inPelangi. (cause we stay in, like, this place called PELANGIDamansara. Get it? Get it? Yeah. You better.)
So we ended up doing Pinocchio shadows.
Rainbows in Rainbow rock.
Heart skipped a beat when i spotted this slid under our apartment door the other day.
10th June. Can. Not. Wait.
Obviously, this proves the existence of an almighty God who watches over our dire needs and bottomless stomachs and never-ending cravings for delivery food. He knows our hearts and he knows that our sorry asses are just too damn lazy to walk out and dabau food for ourselves. Hallelujah.
So thing is, i downloaded this one not knowing ANYTHING about the show. Just thought the title seemed interesting. Heh. *wriggle brow* Turns out - British movie. Am not particularly fond of Brit humour but these guys really make it work lorrr. Me likes and me was laughing head off in some deliberate corny B-grade horror scenes and punchy Brit-accented lines Time not wasted.
Yes. Old movie. New watcher. Can or not?! UnibrowSalmaHayek gave good acting. No wonder la shekena nominated for Oscar.
Then i managed to catch Monsters VS Aliens in 3D in ONE U and played lampost to the Shyng and theJook.
I had already planed to intercept the attendees' seating area and was going to force-sandwich myself between them so to avoid any unintended hankypanky from happening before my innocent eyes. But obviously, the 2 had other plans. And u know la 2 VS 1. HOW TO WIN?!?!
AnywayMonstas VS Aliens wasnt good la. Mediocre to say the least. Or maybe the 3d glasses just didnt do it for me. Nothing much that was new or funny. Disappointed cuz i am a big big sucker for anything with the word "Monsters","Aliens" and "VS".
Freddie VS Jason. Blanka VS ChunLi. Subzero VS Scorpion Marvel VS Capcom. Shyng VS Shyong.
I miss Mortal Kombat and other mindless uncomplicated beat-em-up games for the PC. I miss executing finger-numbing Fatalities on keyboard and doing super kengchau40 hit combos during round 2. :(
And to make things worse, tmrw's a friggin Monday.
So there's this crucial switch right? And we need to turn it to get the machine working to get our work done. But because its faulty now and it wouldnt budge cuz the turning was too smooth for our sweaty oily hands to grip, none of us puny humans succeeded despite taking turn after turn after turn to turn it. Urgh. No fingering skills whatsoever. We suck.
So we're sitting there. Hands hurting. Sweat dripping. Work coagulating. And new Intern ChongLeeJian (whose name clearly does NOT resemble mine one bit. At all.) struts in amidst the chaos.