Saturday, February 07, 2009

PIMPLE PUS

Come not near me for i am ze zit-faced stress bomb.

Fear me for i am the bringer of pimple pus.

One impactful squeeze of my kuali face and you will feel the suppressed blackheads erupt and open fire on your squeaky clean booty like burning ammo.

I will hit you again and again with pimply yellow gue and taint your outfits like blood splats on a butcher's apron.

I ride in the hollow gallows of work-tension and make waste to OT's like an Arctic tundra of Acne squirts.

Grr. Arghh.
Feel my pimply rage.

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